CLASS OF 1999

My first impression of the class was quite varied. The first person I noticed was Nathalie just because she had a big back and being someone who used to work in a spa, I notice that kind of thing. Then I sat next to Rachel who had nice eyebrows and reminded me of my friend Yvonne from work. She was good friends with Arnie, whom I wasn't sure how old he was. I figured about 18 or so. Then I saw Charles on the end, who never, ever left the room and I thought he was just a bit too into the program. I will recommend that he go out and have some fun this christmas.

Amanda had this great voice and she just seemed real sweet and boyfriend matched her cuteness cheek for cheek. Then I had the pleasure of meeting Rachelle who was a french angel from up north. She was like the elementary teacher I never had when I was growing up. She had this thing about not going out with young men. I guess sometimes boys are not too mature. Deb showed up on the rare occassions and she reminded me of someone but I just can't place her.

The teachers were interesting too. Paul had a booming voice and was a die-hard leafs fan. It was good he was so loud because you could never fall asleep in class. Eric was a wild one. He seemed to be right out of the sixties and was so calm in his demeanour that you sort of wondered what kind of wild stuff he was rolling in. I would personally like to hear him lose his temper and scream like a madman sometime. Micheal Rhodes was a sauve Mr Joe Cool fella with a ponytail and goatee, confident, with an answer for everything. His favourite word was 'cool'. Gary Lima completely won me over when he told me he opened with his band for the Rolling Stones at Madison Square Garden. His band's name was 'The Dice' and he showed us an album cover. I was impressed.